The Easy Hoes

Hey Chuck (Jeff Krebs)

Hey Chuck yeah

I know your down on your luck

You can’t buy a bottle

You can’t even bum a buck

And then she left you with the kids

And then you rolled the truck

And now you can’t find a job

And you don’t give a fuck

Hey Chuck

Hey Chuck

Sometimes I don’t think that it’s just back luck

Hey Chuck

Hey Joe yeah

Are you looking for some blow

And you say that any day now

That you can pay me back the dough

So slap me on the back now

Come on lets hear your latest joke

But you can’t stand around

Because I ain’t got any coke

Hey Joe

Hey Joe

Man I can’t afford your habits anymore

Hey Joe

Hey Sue yeah I know you’re feeling kind of blue

You say it’s hard to feel good

When you screw up everything you do

Well maybe it’s just another phase you’re going through

Please don’t tell me once again

That it’s tough being you

Hey Sue

Hey Sue

If I reach out my hand

Will you pull me down too?

Hey Sue

Hey friend, what a strange day it’s been

It’s good to see your sad face in the mirror once again

With all these broken people ask if you can mend

Sometimes it’s only you that I have a hand to lend

Hey friend

Hey friend

Sometimes it’s just to you that I have a hankering

Hey friend

Don’t Let That Door Hit You (Jeff Krebs)

Well you’re coming home late

All white from crack

I ask where you’ve been

And you blow your stack

Now you’re trying to be all buttons and bows

But you can’t make a dirty weed

Look like a rose

Well it ain’t like this is the very first time

That you’ve been playing in the mud with swine

You smell like a sty

And baby you look like a wreck

And you want to make it up to me

Down on your back

So don’t let that door hit you in the ass

Yeah don’t let that door hit you

When you pass out there

Well don’t bother to work yourself up to tears

Because this has been coming on for years

You never did appreciate just what you had

And seeing you pouting just makes me mad

So don’t let that door hit you in the ass

Yeah don’t let that door hit you

When you pass out there

Well don’t talk to me about a second chance

You just fucked me to death

And do a little dance

You better get your mind right off of that track

Because I already got your baggage packed

So don’t let that door hit you in the ass

Yeah don’t let that door hit you

When you pass out there

Poor Red Georgia Dirt (Stonewall Jackson)

Had a little gal

Way down in Alabamy

She grew up

My son, to be your mammy

She’s the one

Who brought you

In this world

To live on

This poor red Georgia dirt

Living on

This poor red Georgia dirt

So my son

If you’ll be saying goodbye

When you go

And tell your momma, just why

She don’t know

No other life but hers

Yeah, living on this poor red Georgia dirt

Living on this poor red Georgia dirt

These old boys in this old house is gone

Yeah, but your mammy still loves you, son

Yeah think of all the things we tried to have done

So my son

You run go find your mammy

That little girl I found in Alabamy

But somehow

I can’t get with this world

You’re leaving home

And running off from her

Staying on this poor red Georgia dirt

Last Goodbye (Jeff Krebs)

Somebody get a doctor quick

Yeah cause I believe I’m going to be sick

I took a hundred pills to kill the pain

When one of ‘em is gonna do the trick

Somebody get a doctor quick

Somebody call my baby blue

Tell her that I love her through and through

Tell her I’ll be right there with her now

But I’ve got other things to do

Somebody call my baby blue

Well let the bells ring out in my old hometown

Let not an eye be dry

As they put me down in the ground

I say my last goodbye

Go get the newspaper man

Make sure he has his pen in his hand

And if he can take down these last words of mine

So everyone can understand

Go get the newspaper man

Well let the bells ring out in my old hometown

Let not an eye be dry

As they put me down in the ground

I say my last goodbye

Somebody call up the cops

I got to get this off my chest

Before my heart stops

It was me who stole all those baseball cards and tootsie pops

Somebody call up the cops

Well let the bells ring out in my old hometown

Let not an eye be dry

As they put me down in the ground

I say my last goodbye

I say my last goodbye

I say my last goodbye

In The Pines (Traditional)

In the pines

In the pines

Where the sun never shines

And you shiver when the cold wind blows

Little girl

Little girl

What have I done?

To make you treat me so

You cause me to weep

Cause me to mourn

Cause me to leave my home

In the pines

In the pines

Where the sun never shines

And you shiver when the cold wind blows

Hoo-hoo

Hoo-hoo

Hoo-hoo

The longest train

I ever saw

Was nineteen coaches long

The engine passed

At 5 o’clock

And the cab went by at 9

In the pines

In the pines

Where the sun never shines

And you shiver when the cold wind blows

In the pines

In the pines

Where the sun never shines

And you shiver when the cold wind blows

On The Rock (Where Moses Stood) (Traditional)

Crying holy unto the Lord

Crying holy unto the Lord

Oh on that day when the bells don’t toll

Crying holy unto the Lord

Crying holy unto the Lord

Crying holy unto the Lord

Oh if I could I surely would

Stand on that rock (stand on that rock)

Where Moses stood

Sinners run unto the Lord

Sinners run unto your Lord

Now please don’t let this parable

Pass and lose your soul at last

Crying holy unto the Lord

Crying holy unto the Lord

Oh if I could I surely would

Stand on that rock (praise God)

Where Moses stood

Crying holy unto the Lord

Crying holy unto the Lord

There’ll be four and twenty elders

Sitting all around the counter

Drinking coffee with the Lord

Crying holy unto the Lord

Crying holy unto the Lord

Oh if I could I surely would

Stand on that rock (stand on that rock)

Where Moses stood

Oh if I could I surely would

Stand on that rock (damn right)

Where Moses stood

Chicken (Kim Rohrbach)

It’s head first as we hit the wall

We crack our skulls

Black out and fall

And this time if we come to you

You will find out one of us is gone

It’s never been like you to tell me

When you feel there’s something wrong

I tear your eyes right off your face

You wonder why you cannot see

You tell me you’ve got rubber bones

I’ll snap your shins across my knee

The days are hot

The hours are long

I’m burning up

I will not fall

I’ll pull my skin knees from this dream

And fall head first into the night

I don’t believe the things I see

I’ll disappear before your eyes

I don’t believe the words I say

Just try to hold me to my lies

My feet are falling weightlessly

I fill my shoes with bits of lead

The wind is ripping through my bones

I count the layers of skin I shed

The days are hot

The hours are long

I’m burning up I will not fall

I’ll pull my skin knees from this dream

And fall head first into the night

The days are hot

The hours are long

I want to go down with the sun

Throw It Away (Jeff Krebs)

There’s a place on the map

Between the lines and the letters

A place at where there ain’t nothing at all

And that’s where I’m at

Cause there ain’t no place better

To land if you have to fall

Or maybe I was just dumb

Or you were just trouble

Waiting in for a cause

Cause with your sharp tongue

You done pop my bubble

And now I’m at a loss

If ain’t broke

Don’t fix it

If ain’t broke

Don’t fix it

That’s what I heard them say

So what do I do if it’s broken in two

Throw it away

Throw it away

You hit it right on the nail

You hit the nail on the head

Except that bad bad head was mine

But I’m on your trail

With a hammer in my hand

You’re gonna get nailed to the sky

If ain’t broke

Don’t fix it

If ain’t broke

Don’t fix it

That’s what I heard them say

So what do I do if it’s broken in two

Throw it away

Throw it away

Throw it away

Yeah

Yeah

For a broken heart

There ain’t no insurance

To cover the repairs

I ain’t got no parts

I’m gonna come out and dance

And I’m stuck without a spare

If ain’t broke

Don’t fix it

If aint broke

Don’t fix it

That’s what I heard them say

So what do I do if it’s broken in two

Throw it away

Throw it away

Throw it away

Throw it away

Yeah

Lost Highway (Hank Williams)

I’m a rolling stone

All alone and lost

For a life of sin

I have paid the cost

When I pass by

All the people say

Just another guy

On the lost highway

Just a deck of cards

And a jug of wine

And a woman’s lies

Makes a life like mine

Oh the day we met

I went astray

I started rolling down

That lost highway

I was just a lad

Nearly 22

Neither good nor bad

Just a kid like you

And now I’m lost

Too late to pray

Lord I take a cost

On the lost highway

Now boys don’t start

To rambling round

On this road of sin

Are you sorrow bound

Take my advice

Or you’ll curse the day

You started rolling

Down that lost highway

You Shook Me All Night Long (AC/DC)

She was a fast machine

She kept her motor clean

She was the best damn woman I had ever seen

She had the sightless eyes

Telling me no lies

Knockin' me out with those American thighs

Taking more than her share

Had me fighting for air

She told me to come but I was already there

'Cause the walls start shaking

The earth was quaking

My mind was aching

And we were making it and you

Shook me all night long

You shook me all night long

Working double time

On the seduction line

She was one of a kind

She's just mine all mine

She wanted no applause

Just another course

Made a meal out of me

And came back for more

Had to cool me down

To take another round

Now I'm back in the ring to take another swing

'Cause the walls were shaking

The earth was quaking

My mind was aching

And we were making it and you

Shook me all night long

You shook me all night long

Yeah

You shook me all night long

You shook me all night long

You shook me all night long

Separation

I wish I had the strength inside to make you go away

I wish I was immune

But ever since I met you drinking at the circle bar

I go where you will to keep from being ripped in two

I still smile when I think of 1986

You and me in that little room drunk on sex

And we'd fall asleep at every band we'd go to see

Easier to pass out than to deal with you and me alone

Sitting in the dark hearing John Doe sing

About poor little girls and silver wings

Yeah something's got to give

I wish I knew why you're so intent on breaking me

You act like a bitch possessed

I've had it up to here with your crazy ever-changing moods

I just take your worst

While you just take my best

I've had enough

I've had enough

I really need a break

You're always out screwing around

While I'm pounding on the neighbor's door

Hoping they'll turn the Led Zeppelin down

Something's got to give

Something some where’s got to give

Yeah baby, something's got to give

Yeah, I think I need a break

Want to break you from the inside out

That smug complacent smile is reason enough

I want to cut the ties that bind my life

I want to break you in your prime

I wish I had in me the power to make you disappear

I wish I had control

I just want to walk away and never have to hear

About you all the things you say

That I don't really want to know

Yeah, what you say, what you do, where you go

Everything you know is just a fucked up show

Oh something's got to give

Something, some where’s got to give

Yeah something's got to give

Yes, I think we need a break

I need to separate

I need to separate from you

I need to separate

I need to separate from you

I need to separate

? Gay Bar Song

Wasn't that you

Yeah, walking down Pico Boulevard

Oh, wasn't that you?

Oh, looking cool

Baby, walking hard

Wasn't that you?

Yeah, falling drunk out of that black girl's car

Yeah, wasn't that you?

Baby, wasn't that you?

Baby wasn't that you last night at the gay bar?

Baby, wasn't that you last night at the gay bar?

Yeah, you had a dazed look on your face

And a big tat on your arm

You've been running around girl

You've been acting strange

Since we hit this west coast town in March of last year

I don't even know what we're doing here

I tried

So hard

To see what burns inside your heart

Your burning heart

Baby, wasn't that you last night at the gay bar?

Well, we came from Texas with one single plan

You was going to sing and act

I was going to play in a rock n' roll band

We didn't talk breaks or chance

We was going to make it real with our own hands

All you want to do

Is dance around

And fall like a fucked up star

(Tell me is it true that heroin illuminates the dark?)

Wasn't that you last night at the gay bar?

Baby, wasn't that you last night at the gay bar?

Oh

Whoa

Get your things

And don't you dare come back.

Yeah

I'm going to leave this fucked up place

I don't want to see your fucked up face

I don't want to drag this mess around

Hold you back or drag you down

I'm going to close my eyes and turn around

And walk out hard

Yeah, because I can't deal with what I think you are

Wasn't that you last night at the gay bar?

Baby, wasn't that you last night at the gay bar?

I could have sworn I saw you last night at the gay bar?

Baby

Wasn't that you last night at the gay bar?